Tadbarnfud is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, uncaring guinea pig.

Tadbarnfud created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadbarnfud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tadbarnfud, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Tadbarnfud's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tadbarnfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always count to six before sleeping.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.