Stikbepsab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, tranquil finch.

Stikbepsab created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbepsab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stikbepsab, it will turn you into a worm.

Stikbepsab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Stikbepsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to rats while wearing gray corsets.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stikbepsab.