Nakbonkyarp Fligfabbast Pantansog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic bird.

Nakbonkyarp Fligfabbast Pantansog created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakbonkyarp Fligfabbast Pantansog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nakbonkyarp Fligfabbast Pantansog, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Nakbonkyarp Fligfabbast Pantansog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nakbonkyarp Fligfabbast Pantansog's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not consume beans at dawn.

4. Do not wear hats marked with red.

5. Never talk about moths.