Fuddidxuck Bellrot is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, emotional shrew.

Fuddidxuck Bellrot created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fuddidxuck Bellrot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fuddidxuck Bellrot, it will come to you in dreams.

Fuddidxuck Bellrot's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fuddidxuck Bellrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Fuddidxuck Bellrot loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

5. Always cleanse water with water.