Nellgidjin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, egotistical mole.

Nellgidjin created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellgidjin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nellgidjin, he will turn you into a tree.

Nellgidjin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nellgidjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Retreat if four tapirs approach from the south.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nellgidjin.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nellgidjin.