Voldavgenxuclen is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous scorpion.

Voldavgenxuclen created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voldavgenxuclen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Voldavgenxuclen, it will strike you with lightening.

Voldavgenxuclen's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Voldavgenxuclen's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Never talk about fire.