Sabflagpom Femhapjad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, contented deer.

Sabflagpom Femhapjad created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sabflagpom Femhapjad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sabflagpom Femhapjad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sabflagpom Femhapjad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sabflagpom Femhapjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not prepare onions while wearing shorts.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not shave your face.