Pigladbim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful dingo.

Pigladbim created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigladbim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pigladbim, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pigladbim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Pigladbim's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pigladbim.

2. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.

5. Pray towards the east.