Wadgebzig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy swan.

Wadgebzig created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadgebzig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wadgebzig, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wadgebzig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wadgebzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Do not fashion tools from lead.

5. Never leap in autumn.