Pagmonsan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent coyote.

Pagmonsan created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagmonsan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pagmonsan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pagmonsan's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Pagmonsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your legs with indigo.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never handle silicon while unclean.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear tights.