Sittuntim is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, humane meerkat.

Sittuntim created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Sittuntim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sittuntim, it will boil you in a big pot.

Sittuntim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sittuntim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sittuntim.

2. Never fashion tools from stone.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.