Arnpangraw is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, emotional goose.

Arnpangraw created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnpangraw, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Arnpangraw, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Arnpangraw's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Arnpangraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts on days of mourning.

2. Never hop near birds.

3. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Never approach rivers carrying bone.