Cibrawsug is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humane cow.

Cibrawsug created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibrawsug, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cibrawsug, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cibrawsug's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cibrawsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Never eat nuts.