Badominbad Fenstanapp is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering finch.

Badominbad Fenstanapp created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badominbad Fenstanapp, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Badominbad Fenstanapp, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Badominbad Fenstanapp's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Badominbad Fenstanapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always share pineapples with strangers, but never with great tits.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Do not take Badominbad Fenstanapp's name in vain.

4. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

5. Never allow tapirs to sleep beneath your roof.