Bumlanveen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring fly.

Bumlanveen created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumlanveen, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bumlanveen, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bumlanveen's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bumlanveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never jump in summer.