Lipflagpang is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, boastful bee.

Lipflagpang created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Lipflagpang, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lipflagpang, it will destroy your home planet.

Lipflagpang's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Lipflagpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not keep four foxes in a large pit.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

4. Feed all hungry ducks.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.