Tabnelldab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, fast swan.

Tabnelldab created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Tabnelldab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tabnelldab, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tabnelldab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tabnelldab's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Worship no other gods but Tabnelldab.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Tabnelldab in the centre of the settlement.