Jiphotfun Jentipbell is a god.

She takes the form of a small, happy unicorn.

Jiphotfun Jentipbell created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiphotfun Jentipbell, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jiphotfun Jentipbell, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jiphotfun Jentipbell's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Jiphotfun Jentipbell's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Retreat if four voles approach from the south.

3. Do not wear corsets marked with black.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Jiphotfun Jentipbell in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never fashion tools from wood.