Bitmutwod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak raccoon.

Bitmutwod created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitmutwod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bitmutwod, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bitmutwod's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bitmutwod's Holy Commandments

1. Bitmutwod loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Pray only in shadows.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.