Fobpitmat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional fox.

Fobpitmat created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fobpitmat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobpitmat, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fobpitmat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fobpitmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume lentils at dawn.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not keep five moths in a large pit.

4. Never touch water while tainted.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.