Minyiktinbit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing crocodile.

Minyiktinbit created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Minyiktinbit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Minyiktinbit, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Minyiktinbit's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Minyiktinbit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven otters approach from the west.

2. Never jump in the presence of tortoises.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not resist balance.