Fodbossnart is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fussy dog.

Fodbossnart created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodbossnart, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fodbossnart, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fodbossnart's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fodbossnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your chest with cyan.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

3. Always maintain purity during holy days.

4. Never wear fawn tights on sacred days.

5. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.