Inglipvag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered dragon.

Inglipvag created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Inglipvag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Inglipvag, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Inglipvag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Inglipvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never touch oil while blessed.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.