Botvoglag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful naga.

Botvoglag created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Botvoglag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Botvoglag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Botvoglag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Botvoglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your head with indigo.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Botvoglag.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Never skip near ducks.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.