Ranhoncen Monhugvag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, omniscient shrew.

Ranhoncen Monhugvag created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranhoncen Monhugvag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ranhoncen Monhugvag, she will send you a sign.

Ranhoncen Monhugvag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Ranhoncen Monhugvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about otters.

3. Never mark doors with green.

4. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

5. Never think about spacetime.