Flispodrow is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, conceited penguin.

Flispodrow created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flispodrow, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flispodrow, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Flispodrow's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Flispodrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with anger.

4. Erect six gold sculptures of Flispodrow on top of important buildings.

5. Never gather seven sharks in one place.