Cebkon is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, clever newt.

Cebkon created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebkon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cebkon, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cebkon's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cebkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.