Renwegrutbam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm finch.

Renwegrutbam created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renwegrutbam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Renwegrutbam, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Renwegrutbam's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Renwegrutbam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. You must pray to Renwegrutbam three times a day.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the south.

5. Always obey Renwegrutbam's priests.