Lunranarp is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, egotistical penguin.

Lunranarp created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Lunranarp, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lunranarp, it will not care.

Lunranarp's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Lunranarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear green ear rings.

5. Never run in holy places.