Rilgepran is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, staggering warg.

Rilgepran created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilgepran, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilgepran, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rilgepran's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Rilgepran's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

5. Pray towards the north.