Cumcubsadfarntom is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless bee.

Cumcubsadfarntom created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumcubsadfarntom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumcubsadfarntom, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cumcubsadfarntom's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cumcubsadfarntom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to pigs while wearing shoes.

2. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

3. Always remove skirts before touching iron.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cumcubsadfarntom on top of all buildings.

5. Never hop in the presence of elders.