Huntapcan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy giraffe.

Huntapcan created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huntapcan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Huntapcan, he will jump up and down on your head.

Huntapcan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Huntapcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Never mix cherries with water.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never mention sheep.