Nakbidbop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving wyrm.

Nakbidbop created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakbidbop, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nakbidbop, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nakbidbop's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Nakbidbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Never record names.