Zimzedrag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish wren.

Zimzedrag created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Zimzedrag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zimzedrag, it will turn you into a puffin.

Zimzedrag's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zimzedrag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always pray immersed in water.