Beddagzimsid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring swan.

Beddagzimsid created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Beddagzimsid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Beddagzimsid, he will turn you into a mouse.

Beddagzimsid's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Beddagzimsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never allow capybaras to witness sacred rites.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.