Capflantaf is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, confident naga.

Capflantaf created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capflantaf, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Capflantaf, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Capflantaf's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Capflantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint at mountains.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Capflantaf loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about spacetime near voles while wearing purple hats and balancing four gold spheres on your feet.