Sogjapsag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, resourceful whale.

Sogjapsag created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogjapsag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sogjapsag, it will laugh at you.

Sogjapsag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sogjapsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare parsnips during spring.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Never handle silver while unclean.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Always look after injured pigs.