Zogkipapp is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, cheerful seal.

Zogkipapp created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogkipapp, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zogkipapp, he will not care at all.

Zogkipapp's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Zogkipapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Hide from orange frogs for they are unholy.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing seven silver spheres on your arms.

4. Never gather four eagles in one place.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.