Genmancuss is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, loving bat.

Genmancuss created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genmancuss, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Genmancuss, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Genmancuss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Genmancuss' Holy Commandments

1. Birds are not to be trusted.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Always remove jumpers before touching titanium.

4. Never talk about gravity near eagles while wearing purple tights and balancing seven silicon spheres on your head.

5. Erect four iron sculptures of Genmancuss on top of important buildings.