Bissbanten is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, compassionate pigeon.

Bissbanten created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissbanten, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bissbanten, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bissbanten's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bissbanten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not wear shorts marked with pink.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.