Fodvigneg is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, competent fairy.

Fodvigneg created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Fodvigneg, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodvigneg, she will jump up and down on your head.

Fodvigneg's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fodvigneg's Holy Commandments

1. Fodvigneg loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. Never allow dolphins to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fodvigneg.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Fodvigneg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.