Gatbatwigfatsidboghud is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, resourceful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gatbatwigfatsidboghud created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatbatwigfatsidboghud, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gatbatwigfatsidboghud, it will destroy your home planet.

Gatbatwigfatsidboghud's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gatbatwigfatsidboghud's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from bone.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always obey Gatbatwigfatsidboghud's priests.