Sasvagdid is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unselfish squid.

Sasvagdid created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasvagdid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sasvagdid, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sasvagdid's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Sasvagdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Sasvagdid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Never talk about gravity near manatees while wearing violet shirts and balancing three nickel spheres on your feet.