Stippiblig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair hydra.

Stippiblig created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Stippiblig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stippiblig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stippiblig's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Stippiblig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Never whisper while facing east.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.