Lippibgam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish monkey.

Lippibgam created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lippibgam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lippibgam, she will cry a lot.

Lippibgam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Lippibgam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Lippibgam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Retreat if six doves approach from the north.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lippibgam.

5. Always share onions with strangers, but never with monkeys.