Latbafdot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, calm cat.

Latbafdot created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latbafdot, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Latbafdot, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Latbafdot's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Latbafdot's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never allow cats to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Never eat bark.