Sanbapcidflat Pas is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, blissful dragonfly.

Sanbapcidflat Pas created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanbapcidflat Pas, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sanbapcidflat Pas, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sanbapcidflat Pas' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sanbapcidflat Pas' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about dark energy near shrews while wearing white tights and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.

5. Never travel toward the north during autumn.