Nibrigjat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, almighty tapir.

Nibrigjat created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibrigjat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibrigjat, he will turn you into a dog.

Nibrigjat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nibrigjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during holy days.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Never paint your legs pink.

5. Never look in ponds.