Cadzed Flagqueegwitdobtarpvidbudcun is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered mouse.

Cadzed Flagqueegwitdobtarpvidbudcun created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadzed Flagqueegwitdobtarpvidbudcun, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cadzed Flagqueegwitdobtarpvidbudcun, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cadzed Flagqueegwitdobtarpvidbudcun's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cadzed Flagqueegwitdobtarpvidbudcun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.