Fagcapart is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest weasel.

Fagcapart created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagcapart, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fagcapart, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fagcapart's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fagcapart's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

4. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.